Joke of the Week

 Put a smile of your face

  1. Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood!
  2. Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon? A: The farmer had cold hands!
  3. Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side!
  4. Q: Where do cows go for lunch? A: The calf-eteria!
  5. Q: What kind of bull doesn’t have any horns? A: A bull frog!
  6. Q; What do you call the story of the 3 Little Pigs? A: A pigtail!
  7. Q; What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? A: Bacon and legs!
  8. Q: What do you get from a pampered cow? A: Spoiled milk!
  9. Q: Why are pigs so bad at football? A: because they are always hogging the ball!
  10. Q; Why are horses so negative? A: Because they always say “Neigh” to everything!
  11. Q: What do you have if your dog can’t bark? A: A hush puppy!
  12. Q: Why did the chicken coop have four doors? A: Because if it did it would be called a chicken sedan!
  13. Q: If you have 15 cows and 5 goats what would you have? A: Plenty of milk!
  14. Q: What does every horse and rider do at the same time? A: grow old!
  15. Q: where do bad pigs go? A: They get sent to the pen!
  16. Q: Why did the pig hide the soap? A: He heard the farmer yell “hogwash!”
  17. Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he was not a chicken!
  18. Q: How long do chickens work? A: Around the cluck!
  19. Q: What is another name for a smart duck? A: A wise quacker!
  20. Q: Why did the rooster run away? A: Because he was a chicken!
  21. Q: Why are cats afraid of trees? A: Because of their bark!
  22. Q: How do you get your dog to stop barking in the front yard? A: Put him in the back yard!
  23. Q: Why did the farmer stand behind the horse? A: He thought he might get a kick out of it!

Nobel Prize:     A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, “Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?” The farmer replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.” “How?” asks the man, puzzled. “Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field.”


 

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We got our first taste of driving using farm equipment